My Bathroom

One day, in my dream house, I will have my own bathroom. One that no one else is ever allowed to use. It will have:

• A heated ceramic floor, so that there are never drops of water to step in
• A heated towel rack too.
• A double shower with seats for shaving my legs without having to balance like a flamingo.
• Glass block window so that the neighbors cannot see inside when I am showering at night. Because the window film you buy at the store just does not do the job, apparantly.
• A bidet, which I think every crohnie should have.
  
• A built in window seat, so that i can just hang out in there and read when I need to get away. Also so I can just in there when I am sick.
  
• A telephone so that I can talk to my sisters. For some reason, one of us is usually in the bathroom when we chat.
  
• A really big cabinet where I can store many varieties of floss.
• No bath toys.
• A huge jetted tub, so that if I ever get pregnant again, which is not likely, I can have my baby at home. Or one of my sisters can come over and have a baby in my tub.
  
• A cabinet with special lights for sterilizing my toothbrush.

I think that is it. I have discovered that I really want my own bathroom. Even Keith would not be able to use it, although he really quite pleasant to share a bathroom with, I just want my own. Maybe I would set up my sewing machine in there too.