First off, we are having a heat wave. There are rolling blackouts in Alberta. Being in my third trimester, and also being a person who hates the heat normally, I am not a happy camper. I can't even begin to describe how awful/sticky/irritable/angry etc. I am feeling right now. So, if you encounter me, and I am really mean, please just walk away. Or give me a bag of frozen peas to wear on my head.
Also, a note to my body. Really body? Could you maybe re-use the old stretch marks from pregnancy #1 and #2 instead of creating new ones? Would that be so hard? And also, please please pretty please do not go into labour during our camping trip. I am really worried about this. That's all.